Here was my thought process when I discovered that Thunderbolt Ross was the Red Hulk:

  1. How the hell does he manage to make his awesome mustache disappear when he hulks out?
  2. Why the hell would he want to make his awesome mustache disappear when he hulks out?
  3. Having a retractable awesome mustache pretty much sounds like the best superpower that a person could possibly have.
  4. What would the Red Hulk actually look like with an awesome mustache?

Do you want to know the answer to number four? Tell me you want to know. Say it. SAY IT.

…ok, that’s acceptable. Calm down. Here it is!

This delightful image was illustrated by one William “Colt” Hoskins, and I am delighted to announce that he will be dining on Chicken, Waffles and Comics at least once a week or so as a residential superhero mustache artist!!! Here are some more numbered details, because I like lists:

  1. Colt Hoskins might be the coolest name ever.
  2. I don’t know if Colt Hoskins has an awesome mustache, but with a name like Colt Hoskins, he probably should.
  3. The phrase “awesome mustache” appears in this post at least six times.
  4. Do you want to put in some requests? Let us know!

I love you. Yes, you. I can’t speak for Colt.